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12 tips to help you master speed dating

Poke Staff. Updated July 20th, 2015

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Does the idea of speed dating leave you sweaty and anxious like a pig in the car park outside the Wall’s factory? Michael Spicer has twelve essential tips to help you speed date like a pro.

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