28 superstar DJ’s complaining about things

Being a DJ isn’t just international travel and playing music to thousands of adoring fans – they face some very real problems and the Twitter account DJ’s Complaining has gathered together some of these terrible struggles.

1. Conversation

Is it ok to cry if it's 6:30 am, the people next to you on the plane won't stop talking & you haven't slept all night? asking for a friend..

— Cash Cash (@cashcash) July 30, 2015

2. Dry elbows

Just landed in Lisbon and have realized one of my elbows is dry. Never had a dry elbow before. Must have been the flight.

— benwestbeech (@benwestbeech) July 9, 2015

3. Europe

https://twitter.com/DILLONFRANCIS/status/625691937765396480

4. England

Imagine England with good soundsystems….

— Adam Beyer (@realAdamBeyer) July 25, 2015

5. Eggs

This is supposedly a softboiled egg pic.twitter.com/djBEMKNBWj

— Pegboard Nerds (@PegboardNerds) June 21, 2015

6. Valets

Valet people, what is it with putting down the windows when returning the car? Absolutely unnecessary – 34C heat. Stop it. K, thanks.

— Mark Eteson (@marketeson) June 7, 2015

7. WH Smith

How can WHSmith justify 2p for a plastic bag. Fuck you, I'm taking one anyway. #outlaw

— Modestep / brb (@Modestep) May 31, 2015

8. Soup

I had cold soup. Damn you all.

— Chris Lake (@chrislake) April 1, 2015

9. Tour buses

Stupid tour bus broke down again..

— Eric Prydz (@ericprydz) February 18, 2015

10. Kale

https://twitter.com/DILLONFRANCIS/status/561015464730845184

11. Personal entertainment systems

This plane was brought to you by the year 1969 pic.twitter.com/DSVmnKTVSw

— TT (@djtommytrash) January 23, 2015

12. Slow coffee service

https://twitter.com/ScubaOfficial/status/550378013532389376

13. Room service

14. Bananas

Worst banana ever

— Nina Las Vegas (@ninalasvegas) December 4, 2014

15. Grapes

https://twitter.com/DILLONFRANCIS/status/516691547174477824

16. Ferraris

of course… @kaskade has NO PROBLEM selling a gold plated Ferrari, and i can't even sell a fuckin normal white one for less than retail.

— Goat lord (@deadmau5) October 1, 2014

17. Avocados

The avocados I've been getting my hands on lately suck. Wtf is going on. Half overripe/half underripe. What am I supposed to do with that?

— SPL (@SPLSamuel) September 18, 2014

18. Solitude

https://twitter.com/felixcartal/status/510684303324639232

19. Bus travel

https://twitter.com/Zomboy_music/status/507899080639782912

20. Jet choice

A FUCKING HAWKER??? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? YOU CANT EVEN GET ME A CITATION X? BETTER HAVE FUCKIN SKITTLES. pic.twitter.com/kjPb2ihWQA

— Goat lord (@deadmau5) July 18, 2014

21. Food tokens

The artist next to me is handed 9 food tokens without any problem, but I ask for just 1 for my agent who is helping me get sorted….NOPE

— Deorro (@Deorro) July 18, 2014

22. Pret

I wish @Pret would put the plastic cutlery in the bag for you

— Dave Lee JN (@daveleejn) May 5, 2014

23. New sneakers

So stressful wearing brand new sneakers in the club

— DJ SNAKE (@djsnake) May 8, 2014

24. Complimentary shampoo

This hotel has the hair shampoo scented with licorice. So nasty.

— Bingo Players (@bingoplayers) March 1, 2014

25. Wasps

Just got stung TWICE by stupid wasp that stupidly thought I was threatening its stupid nest. I bloody well will now, though, to completion.

— Richard Madeley (@richardm56) June 23, 2015

26. iPhones

 

27. Middle seats

28. Jet selection