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We reckon this local newspaper enjoyed writing this innuendo dripping headline a little too much

Normal Bates. Updated February 23rd, 2016

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C**k lane…


Source: Interest aroused as semi at 69 Cock Lane in Fetcham hits the market

UPDDATE: And ‘C**k lane’ is a the gift that keeps on giving


Source: Penis graffiti is believed to be in protest against Cock Lane potholes

So three cheers to the mucky minds that work in the regional press!

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