Gov announce Chilcot to be published on 6 July: the only three (funny) tweets you need to read
Sir John Chilcot’s long-awaited report into the 2003 Iraq War was announced on the 15th June 2009 by then Prime Minister Gordon Brown, and is FINALLY going to be published in July according a letter Sir John sent to current Prime Minister David Cameron:
2.6 million words!
OK, how many is that – well a quick google tells us that The Bible (both Old and New Testaments) is 783,137 words.
So that’s over 3 Bibles.
THREE BIBLES!
Anyway, ignore the length, remember the wait, and that’s the thing most of you have been joking about, and here are the three best ones:
1.
https://twitter.com/almurray/status/729727228368539648
2.
Apparently if you stay past the end credits of the Chilcot report, there's a teaser for the next war.
— Godspeed You Black Tamperer (ft Maya) (@twlldun) May 9, 2016
3.
https://twitter.com/RobDotHutton/status/729702065778397184
And finally, a bonus one from last year which is still a relevant as ever:
https://twitter.com/hrtbps/status/557659918510325763
No really, this is the final one, just noticed it and didn’t want to delete the others:
Actually, Chilcot was the name of the scientist, not the monster.
— Godspeed You Black Tamperer (ft Maya) (@twlldun) May 9, 2016