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7 ridiculous headlines from the last 7 days

Poke Staff. Updated September 20th, 2016

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From giant piles of manure to a man trapped inside a coffee machine, here are seven of the more unusual headlines that have happened in the last seven days.

1. Neighbour’s giant manure pile ruins wedding
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2. “Kung Fu” nuns bike Himalayas to oppose human trafficking
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3. Cow farts can now be regulated in California
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4. Man stuck in coffee machine delays train
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5. Robot arrested by Russian police at political rally in Moscow
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6. Train driver stops 300km from destination because ‘shift ended’
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7. The son of a Chinese billionaire bought his dog eight iPhone 7s
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