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Four bizarrely mundane stories that The Daily Mail published as actual news

Normal Bates. Updated November 7th, 2016

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@Cathandsharks over on Twitter notes, “Honestly what is the daily mail doing”

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It’s almost like they’re not a newspaper and their job is to distract the masses with shite then get them to vote for their own funeral…

Source: Twitter/@cathandsharks

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