People are rewriting “Santa Claus Is Coming To Town” for comic effect – here’s the 7 best
Merry tweetmas everyone!
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https://twitter.com/mutablejoe/status/806059442571714560
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He's making a list.
He's checking it twice.
He won't find his own mistakes because of cognitive bias.
Santa Claus is no good at #audit— Helen (@TruenFairview) December 11, 2016
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Source: https://twitter.com/leeflower/status/806533901124599808
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He’s making a list
He’s not even checking it once
He assumes it’ll be grand
Irish Santa Claus is coming to town— Damien Owens (@OwensDamien) December 9, 2016
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Source: https://twitter.com/DerekRRose/status/806949333635657728
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https://twitter.com/McKelvie/status/806533106735923202
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She's making a list
She's checking it twice
She's gonna find out
Whose papers suffice
Amber Rudd is coming to town.— Have I Got News For You (@haveigotnews) December 6, 2016
And finally – here’s that poet dude rewriting Wham’s Last Christmas:
Last Christmas I ate a la carte
And the very next day I was ill straightaway
This year to save me from tears
I'll go for one of the specials— Brian Bilston (@brian_bilston) December 9, 2016