10 funniest internet comments about *that* alleged Donald Trump “prostitute piss” story
So the world has exploded with people shouting about piss and Donald Trump.
The crux of it is that Buzzfeed has published an intelligence dossier that alleges Trump watched prostitutes urinate on a bed in Russia.
And as @ArielDumas says, “I don’t care if the pee thing is true. All I know is if we tweet enough about it, eventually, he will too” so here’s the best 10.
1
It's the article by Toby Young in the Spectator defending watching prostitutes piss on each other I'm looking forward to
— robmanuel (@robmanuel) January 10, 2017
2
*Drinks from 'Liberal Tears' mug*
*SPITS LIQUID*
HOLD ON. THAT'S NOT TEARS#watersportsgate— Jody Smith (@ToastMaster) January 11, 2017
3
WikiLeaks takes on a whole meaning tonight, doesn't it?
— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) January 11, 2017
4
https://twitter.com/DanRubenstein/status/818976068174483456
5
https://twitter.com/scottEweinberg/status/818966868090298371
6
This gives a whole new meaning to trickle-down economics. #GoldenShowers
— Patrick Quaife (@pquaife) January 11, 2017
7
https://twitter.com/Tigreat/status/819004136154890241
8
At last! A celebrity has agreed to perform at @realDonaldTrump 's inauguration. pic.twitter.com/Kd7cMCGMPs
— Simon Hickson (@simonmhickson) January 11, 2017
9
It could just have been a jellyfish sting
— David O'Doherty (@phlaimeaux) January 11, 2017
10
https://twitter.com/steve_sobel/status/818980632822853632
And as @garywhitta says, “I think at the end of the day @jack should just pull the plug on Twitter. Go out on a high note. There is no way to top this.”
Bonus Tweets (because quite frankly there are loads of them)
It started out with a piss, how did it end up like this pic.twitter.com/pHTxznrhsb
— Logan (@PlagueLovers) January 11, 2017
Tinkle, tinkle, little czar. Putin put you where you are.
— George Takei (@GeorgeTakei) January 11, 2017
Hey Charlie, do you want to ride in my great golden shower?
Yes please Mr Wonka!#watersportsgate pic.twitter.com/yb6V99Cnpi— HappyToast (@IamHappyToast) January 11, 2017
https://twitter.com/BrianSpanner1/status/819126976543801344
Subtle, @NHSEngland. Subtle. #watersportsgate pic.twitter.com/fu1JMiqQpb
— Nick Harvey (@mrnickharvey) January 11, 2017
And there’s more!
"A house divided cannot stand."
-Abe Lincoln"The only thing to fear is fear itself."
-FDR"Pee on my face"
-Donald Trump#GoldenShowers— Public Transit Stan Account (@aadanielk99) January 11, 2017
https://twitter.com/Mumbler3/status/819069703704506369
https://twitter.com/dansnunan/status/819078052931977216
SOMEBODY PLEASE MAKE A MASH-UP OF ALL THE NEWS ANCHORS SAYING "GOLDEN SHOWERS" LATER TONIGHT.
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) January 10, 2017
Donald Trump being into golden showers is the least disgusting thing I've heard about him in months.
— Johnny Taylor, Jr. (@hipsterocracy) January 11, 2017
If you thought Donald Trump's conversation with Billy Bush on the Access Hollywood bus was lewd, urine for a big surprise.
— Sam Kalidi (@samkalidi) January 11, 2017
"Nothing to fear but fear itself." 1933
"Ask not what your country can do for you." 1961
"I didn't get peed on. I WATCHED them pee." 2017— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) January 11, 2017
And the final word from the man himself, in 2013.
Remember the golden rule of negotiating: He who has the gold makes the rules.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 21, 2013