Trump’s son-in-law wants to build a skyscraper that looks like a big glass dong

The family of Jared Kushner, advisor and son-in-law of Donald Trump, wants to extend their New York building to make it a 1,400ft skyscraper. And it’s not exactly subtle, as big glass lengths built by men who are clearly overcompensating for something go…

https://twitter.com/PeterGrantwsj/status/844235003936624640

But did people on social media take the piss? Why are you even asking?

@PeterGrantwsj His architects probably had to bone up on their skills.

— Blobert (@blobert) March 21, 2017

@nycjim @WSJ That…is not subtle. Freud would be done with this case study in about .5 seconds.

— eli friedmann (@eligit) March 21, 2017

Eternal symbol of Kushner/Trump dynasty, looming over Manhattan like a Swarovski phallus https://t.co/HpcE9j38cy

— Tero Kuittinen (@teroterotero) March 21, 2017

https://twitter.com/bettycrackerfl/status/844223231175413762

@PeterGrantwsj From an engineering perspective, erections like this are difficult to maintain.

— Blobert (@blobert) March 21, 2017

It wasn’t just a big glass and steel boner that it reminded people of.

https://twitter.com/Rob_Flaherty/status/844222734804680704

Less hardon, and more Sauron.

@PeterGrantwsj Here’s the final concept. pic.twitter.com/AOIe9YHH7F

— Grok (@Groked) March 21, 2017

@PeterGrantwsj I think I’ve seen that before. pic.twitter.com/wLs2lImdnZ

— Marika Shaub (@marikatogo) March 21, 2017

Well, at least we know the roof of the building will be the ideal location for a showdown with Gozer.