Get the most out of Wimbledon fortnight with these 14 tennis twop twips

Convince onlookers you're a tennis star by having an orgasm and then eating a banana.
(via @Swissss)

— 𝗧𝘄𝗼𝗽 𝗧𝘄𝗶𝗽𝘀 (@TwopTwips) June 29, 2015

CONVINCE colleagues you're Andy Murray by having your mum and girlfriend come with you to work everyday. (via @ScurrilousFacts)

— 𝗧𝘄𝗼𝗽 𝗧𝘄𝗶𝗽𝘀 (@TwopTwips) July 3, 2012

ANDY MURRAY. Give us a 'thumbs up' when you're saying something positive so we can tell the difference. (via @ScurrilousFacts)

— 𝗧𝘄𝗼𝗽 𝗧𝘄𝗶𝗽𝘀 (@TwopTwips) June 5, 2014

LIVEN up Wimbledon by imagining that it matters who wins the games. (via @jimmylemas)

— 𝗧𝘄𝗼𝗽 𝗧𝘄𝗶𝗽𝘀 (@TwopTwips) July 4, 2012

PRACTISE spectating at Wimbledon by walking down the centre aisle of Tesco's looking for your wife. /via @vinharris

— 𝗧𝘄𝗼𝗽 𝗧𝘄𝗶𝗽𝘀 (@TwopTwips) September 16, 2011

RECREATE the Wimbledon Women's Final at home by putting your cat's tail under a rocking chair. /via @DesKellyDM

— 𝗧𝘄𝗼𝗽 𝗧𝘄𝗶𝗽𝘀 (@TwopTwips) July 3, 2011