Get the most out of Wimbledon fortnight with these 14 tennis twop twips
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Convince onlookers you're a tennis star by having an orgasm and then eating a banana.
(via @Swissss)— Twop Twips (@TwopTwips) June 29, 2015
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CONVINCE colleagues you're Andy Murray by having your mum and girlfriend come with you to work everyday. (via @ScurrilousFacts)
— Twop Twips (@TwopTwips) July 3, 2012
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ANDY MURRAY. Give us a 'thumbs up' when you're saying something positive so we can tell the difference. (via @ScurrilousFacts)
— Twop Twips (@TwopTwips) June 5, 2014
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LIVEN up Wimbledon by imagining that it matters who wins the games. (via @jimmylemas)
— Twop Twips (@TwopTwips) July 4, 2012
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PRACTISE spectating at Wimbledon by walking down the centre aisle of Tesco's looking for your wife. /via @vinharris
— Twop Twips (@TwopTwips) September 16, 2011
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RECREATE the Wimbledon Women's Final at home by putting your cat's tail under a rocking chair. /via @DesKellyDM
— Twop Twips (@TwopTwips) July 3, 2011
