‘I’m in Noel Gallagher’s band.’ ‘What do you play?’ ‘The scissors’
Here’s a musical instrument everyone can play.
THIS happened on @BBCLater last night. pic.twitter.com/YwgRDdr4kb
— BBC Three (@bbcthree) November 1, 2017
But the joke’s on Noel. Those scissors are out of tune.
The Director's Cut
— Simon McCoy (@BBCSimonMcCoy) November 2, 2017