A newspaper posed this question and got exactly the responses it deserved
7.
— keithlaw (@keithlaw) December 7, 2017
8.
Oh, thanks, I hadn’t thought of that analogy because I hadn’t realized that millions of evangelical Christians had been displaced, starved, murdered and burned by gay people in love.
— Anna Keesey (@AnnaKeesey) December 7, 2017
9.
being a Nazi isn’t an immutable characteristic requiring public accommodation. we’ll be sure to let you know if that changes though.
— Rebecca Schoenkopf, Wonkette Editrix, King Of You (@commiegirl1) December 7, 2017
10
tbh it’s not even the dumbest argument from the actual article, they could have been even dumber?
— Meg Linehan (@itsmeglinehan) December 7, 2017
11.
Woops, had a typo above… I actually meant to type:
1/2— Nunzio Vuono (@nvuono) December 7, 2017
2/2
— Nunzio Vuono (@nvuono) December 7, 2017
By the looks of some of the comments on the paper’s website, maybe they were just playing to their audience. Sadly we only have room for one of them.

Wow. Stay classy, Tribune readers!