These 20 topical Christmas cracker gags will have you moaning until Christmas Day

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Which supermarket did best in the Holy Land? Oh Lidl, crown of Bethlehem

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Why did the Irishman put Khloe, Kim and Kourtney Kardashian in his living room at Xmas? He wanted an artificial tree

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Where does Jeremy Corbyn hang his Christmas stocking? On the far left

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Why are there only 11 days of Christmas this year? Because the Three French Hens got stuck at border control

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Why was Theresa May asked to play the donkey in this year’s Nativity? They needed someone who was a little horse

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How do you ruin Stormzy’s Christmas? Criticise his wrapping

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What’s Donald Trump’s favourite flavour Quality Street? Covfefe Cream

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What keeps Spain from buying Christmas socks that match? Matalan separatists

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The Queen’s Christmas message has been cancelled this year as there’s no more Monarch

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What’s the difference between David Davis and Santa Claus? Santa always delivers