Larry the Cat’s 12 Days of Christmas will get you in exactly the right festive spirit
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me, seven swans a-swimming, six geese a-laying, FIVE GOLD RINGS, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree.
They’re not a-swimming anymore; ate them.— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) December 7, 2017
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love sent to me, 8 maids a-milking, 7 swans a-swimming, 6 geese a-laying, 5 GOLD RINGS, 4 calling birds, 3 French hens, 2 turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree.
Good call on the milk; needed a drink after eating all those birds…— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) December 8, 2017
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love sent to me, 9 ladies dancing, 8 maids a-milking, 7 swans a-swimming, 6 geese a-laying, 5 GOLD RINGS, 4 calling birds, 3 French hens, 2 turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree.
Dancing ladies? Wrong type of bird…— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) December 9, 2017
On the tenth day of Christmas my TLSTM, 10 Lords a-leaping, 9 ladies dancing, 8 maids a-milking, 7 swans a-swimming, 6 geese a-laying, 5 GOLD RINGS, 4 calling birds, 3 French hens, 2 turtle doves & a partridge in a pear tree
This will not help efforts to shrink the House of Lords— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) December 10, 2017
On the eleventh day of Christmas my TLSTM
11 pipers piping
10 Lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 GOLD RINGS
4 calling birds
3 French hens
2 turtle doves
& a partridge in a pear tree
38 people got to see me eat a LOT of birds— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) December 11, 2017
On the twelfth day of Christmas my TLSTM:
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 Lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 GOLD RINGS
4 calling birds
3 French hens
2 turtle doves
& a partridge in a pear tree
What, no dessert?— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) December 12, 2017
On the thirteenth day of Christmas… pic.twitter.com/Ct126hPSbh
— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) December 13, 2017
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