Epic response to Nigel Farage goes viral because it rings so true
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I hope his hotel room has really inadequate curtains, and there’s a streetlamp directly outside. pic.twitter.com/Af80L7FRVk
— David Whitley (@mrdavidwhitley) December 16, 2017
20.
I hope there’s a little icon at the top of his phone, indicating that he has new messages, but he never has any new messages and doesn’t know how to make the icon go away. pic.twitter.com/ZmB6WUjb8M
— David Whitley (@mrdavidwhitley) December 16, 2017
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I hope he has to wait in all day for an electrician, and when the electrician finally arrives, he doesn’t have the part needed and it’s too late to go and buy one. pic.twitter.com/cFo2cKQasG
— David Whitley (@mrdavidwhitley) December 16, 2017
22.
I hope he loses the pub quiz by one point, following an answer that is technically correct, but the quizmaster won’t allow it because it’s not what he’s got written down. pic.twitter.com/QCoiAnPPUQ
— David Whitley (@mrdavidwhitley) December 16, 2017
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I hope he changes mobile phone service provider to save £5 a month, then realises the reception is really poor in all but the least used room in his house. pic.twitter.com/FuvSjOlDvt
— David Whitley (@mrdavidwhitley) December 16, 2017
24.
I hope he orders a lot of furniture from John Lewis that he thinks will be delivered ready-assembled, but actually requires a whole weekend of flat pack self-assembly. pic.twitter.com/HrxmF3Gjes
— David Whitley (@mrdavidwhitley) December 16, 2017
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I hope he cuts his lawnmower cable while mowing the lawn, spends £75 on getting an electrician to repair it, then immediately cuts it again in a different place within three minutes of restarting lawnmowing duties. pic.twitter.com/nxE8KnKOJP
— David Whitley (@mrdavidwhitley) December 16, 2017
26.
I hope he gets a document that’s slightly too big for the drawer in the filing cabinet it belongs in, meaning he has to change his entire filing system to accommodate it. pic.twitter.com/V8zCSpUCIQ
— David Whitley (@mrdavidwhitley) December 16, 2017
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I hope his credit card company blocks his card as a precautionary measure every time he tries to use it abroad, even though he repeatedly tells them he spends a lot of time abroad for work. pic.twitter.com/yYTtLAOmER
— David Whitley (@mrdavidwhitley) December 16, 2017
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I hope all the chargers for his electrical devices require slightly different connections. pic.twitter.com/mM9jZq9ia7
— David Whitley (@mrdavidwhitley) December 16, 2017
29.
I hope the alarm on his phone has failed to go off on at least two occasions, so that he’s now eternally paranoid about it not working, and can never get to sleep when he’s got an early start the next day. pic.twitter.com/cbvtqoy3iq
— David Whitley (@mrdavidwhitley) December 16, 2017
30.
I hope all supermarkets remove his favourite sandwich from their Meal Deal. pic.twitter.com/bwFfyoxvoF
— David Whitley (@mrdavidwhitley) December 16, 2017
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I hope every time he fills in a passport application form, he absent-mindedly puts the current year instead of his year of birth, then has to go back to the Post Office the next day to get another form. pic.twitter.com/vqiBcra2gO
— David Whitley (@mrdavidwhitley) December 16, 2017
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I hope that when he’s using the self-service checkouts at the supermarket, he always has just one item that requires age verification, and that it always takes him at least five minutes to catch the attention of a member of staff. pic.twitter.com/yF47XOnncp
— David Whitley (@mrdavidwhitley) December 16, 2017
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I hope he orders pizza over the internet, then has to phone 45 minutes later when it hasn’t arrived, and the local Domino’s branch clearly missed the order coming through. pic.twitter.com/L1L1b6aWak
— David Whitley (@mrdavidwhitley) December 16, 2017
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I hope he goes to the zoo and all the good animals are asleep inside where he can’t see them. pic.twitter.com/cF09mPtpr0
— David Whitley (@mrdavidwhitley) December 16, 2017
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I hope every hotel he stays in signs him up to their marketing email list, despite insisting they won’t when he gives them his email address. pic.twitter.com/06rmzhnKun
— David Whitley (@mrdavidwhitley) December 16, 2017
Bravo, @MrDavidWhitley!
Great thread.
Venting your own experiences, by any chance? 😃
— SNPWatch (@snpwatch) December 16, 2017
Some are not entirely unfamiliar.
— David Whitley (@mrdavidwhitley) December 16, 2017
https://twitter.com/EmmaKennedy/status/942172876181995520
This thread is sweet genius https://t.co/1LFSFskjRf
— Grayson Perry (@Alan_Measles) December 16, 2017
https://twitter.com/greg_jenner/status/942176006626009088
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