Someone’s done the Band Aid lyrics as a dialogue

Here’s a song you may have heard once or twice at this time of year.

https://twitter.com/TVsCarlKinsella/status/943430107414360065

And the all-important contrary view.

All depends on which version you’re listening to, we reckon.

Or …

We can’t even think about the other version. Or have we got these the wrong way round?

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