“Elon Musk’s full name is actually Elongated Muskrat”, 15 people’s “full names” according to funny people on the internet

People are playing a good name on the internet, thinking up what the real names of various celebs and fictional characters might be.

Here’s 15 of the best.

1.

mike tyson's full name is mike thank you son

— FROVO (@fro_vo) February 26, 2018

2.

Elon Musk’s full name is actually Elongated Muskrat

— meme god (@MEMESG0D) February 9, 2018

3.

J.R.R. Tolkien's full name is Jolkien Rolkien Rolkien Tolkien.

— Brandon (@UNDEADTRESOR) January 12, 2016

4.

https://twitter.com/notacroc/status/795676160546009088

5.

mike Pence's full name is michael pencil

— str8 carmilla (@jon_snow_420) March 29, 2017

6.

fifty cent's full name is fif thank you cent

— FROVO (@fro_vo) December 18, 2016

7.

https://twitter.com/_l_m_c_/status/98399965252042752

8.

bill nye's full name is actually bill new year's eve

— patrick (@holyscum) November 19, 2017

9.

Iggy Pop's full name is Ignorant Populace.

— Steve vs Ninjas (@stevevsninjas) September 21, 2016

10.

Benedict Cumberpatch's full name is Benedictionary Cucumbercabbagepatch.

— Todd 'Papi' Carlos (@TheToddWilliams) December 30, 2015

11.

her full name is Mary Jeff Blige

— markydoodoo (@markydoodoo) February 4, 2018

12.

Darth Vader's full name is Dartholomew Spaceinvader.

— Ollie (@ojedge) July 30, 2014

13.

ben affleck's full name is ben as fuck fleck

— FROVO (@fro_vo) May 3, 2016

14.

Kenny G's full name is
Kenneth Genneth.

— Ollie (@ojedge) February 21, 2018

15.

Bobsledding’s full name is Robertsledding.

— Banana Graveyard (@bananagrvyrd) February 22, 2018

Can you think of any others? Add them in the comments on Facebook or Twitter.