Guess why this woman demanded a refund after her “psychic” reading

When 19-year-old Glaswegian, Niamh Gargan, paid a self-styled psychic for a reading, she probably expected something better than random guesses, but that’s what she got.

The “psychic” began by drawing some fairly obvious conclusions from the photo she was sent.

“Your into beauty and hair, you love having a natural tan, your feeling fresh.”

But she soon went a bit further out on a limb.

“You love banana and chocolate milkshake smoothies. You always have teeth whitening for your teeth.”

Presumably, she would need the teeth whitening because of the banana and chocolate milkshake smoothies.

Understandably disappointed, Niamh asked for a refund but was told that she’d jumped the gun a little as the reading was still in progress. The “psychic” then played the odds a little.

“Your auntie died?”

A swing and a miss! But she wasn’t ready to give up.

“Someone died that was close to you bought you Easter eggs all the time x And hair clips”

Another miss. Then panic set in and she fired off a few more guesses.

“Yeah I see a baby”

Wrong.

“I see you are going to be pregnant”

Very wrong.

“You adopted one x”

Nope.

“Or you will”

Niamh managed to get her money back. I think we all saw that one coming.

H/T Deadline News