People were asked for their weirdest school visitors and the replies were A*
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https://twitter.com/rickburin/status/994529569926471680
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Had an alcoholic from Middlesbrough come to warn us off the sauce but he looked like a jobbing Granada actor because he was dressed exactly like Greengrass from Heartbeat and kept changing his voice and then finished up weeping https://t.co/78gQCztxHz
— Ben Machell (@ben_machell) May 10, 2018
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We had a visit from a hack from the Sun. As I recall, everyone just laughed at him, and he got angry. https://t.co/f1lUE0EIyH
— Dr Adam Rutherford (@AdamRutherford) May 9, 2018
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An ex-pupil who roller-skated from John O'Groats to Land's End, telling us how he roller-skated from John O'Groats to Land's End. I can summarise his talk thussly: "Slowly". https://t.co/pxxM2VvMS6
— Alistair Coleman (@alistaircoleman) May 9, 2018
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Ghandi's son, a ninja who taught us Tai-Chi and Kelly Holmes once ran through the dinner hall while we were eating lunch. https://t.co/yYiLxNcJF6
— Lotte Òg (@LotteFisher) May 8, 2018
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We had an 'ex' gangster come in to tell us he found god.
Was all going well til he was asked what happened to all the illegal money he made… then got very aggressive and sent a croney into the assembly to turf out a heckler. https://t.co/ASwY2zBOh1
— Alex Lawless (@LawlessYo) May 10, 2018
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https://twitter.com/rubot/status/994209808378220544
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Mark Lester, who played Oliver in Oliver! and is rumoured to be the biological father of Michael Jackson's younger kids. He was an osteopath, and gave us a talk about posture and spinal health. didn't mention the Michael Jackson stuff. https://t.co/jDSIZFk5Xc
— caroline (@hatwell) May 9, 2018
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https://twitter.com/crybbygeek/status/994228647451152384
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https://twitter.com/emmaggarland/status/994231892550541312
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We had a Y.A. author come in to give us a talk, who spent the whole hour ranting at a boy in my class who was reading Les Miserables, who the author thought was throwing shade at him, a lesser writer, by his ostentatious reading of a classic. https://t.co/6kUy0OpCwh
— Caspar Salmon (@CasparSalmon) May 9, 2018
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https://twitter.com/GRANNYMUGGER/status/994207430044213249
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Our local vicar came to give a boring talk and show us this small font that was hundreds of years old. HE DROPPED IT AND SMASHED IT IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE SCHOOL And he very nearly swore.
— Mavies von Davies👢 (@merlotmeup) May 8, 2018
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we had a fireman come in and give a three hour assembly specifically on why is was inappropriate and potentially unsafe to light small fires on the top floor of double decker buses https://t.co/Mbsn9u7xyA
— i n n e s (@innesmck) May 9, 2018