A woman asked her brother a joke question about a snake and got the answer she deserved
And more potential snake knife-wielding techniques cropped up.
if a snake wields a knife would they hold them like
this or like this pic.twitter.com/Ea1Gt4eBnC— ⚡️AIbae⚡️ (@albertationn) July 12, 2018
— Tetragrandmaton (@MurderDeathHug) July 12, 2018
As if his snake-breeder credentials weren’t reason enough, it turns out that Owen has form for this kind of reply:
I called my brother and asked him the Mermaid question because he's a former zoo keeper and biologist.
— Toni McIntyre (@ToniMacAttack) September 3, 2016
Me: I have a question
Brother: Is this going to lower my IQ just listening to it?
Me: Probably— Toni McIntyre (@ToniMacAttack) September 3, 2016
Me: Are Mermaids cold or warm blooded?
Brother: Neither, they are fictional.
Me: Why are you like this.— Toni McIntyre (@ToniMacAttack) September 3, 2016
MY SISTER CALLED ME SO I MERGED THE CALLS
— Toni McIntyre (@ToniMacAttack) September 3, 2016
Brother: Toni asked a dumb question. Are Mermaids cold or warm blooded?
Sister: Are Mermaids reptiles?
Brother: FISH AREN’T REPTILES.— Toni McIntyre (@ToniMacAttack) September 3, 2016
Brother: If they DID exist they’d probably have short hair, cold blooded animals DO have follicles
Sister: This is unacceptable— Toni McIntyre (@ToniMacAttack) September 3, 2016
Me: How do you use a dinglehopper if you don’t have long hair?
Brother: Stop it
Sister: Yeah I don’t get your logic here, brother.— Toni McIntyre (@ToniMacAttack) September 3, 2016
Sister: You thought dragons were real until you were, like 12.
Brother: Mermaids are stupid, dragons are awesome.
Me: WAIT A MINUTE.— Toni McIntyre (@ToniMacAttack) September 3, 2016
So, there you are. If you want a sensible answer on the subject of snakes or mermaids, but not dragons, Owen’s your man.
