This hilarious thread explaining the plot of Cats is as bizarre as it is accurate

Oonagh Keating. Updated July 19th, 2019

And you’re watching and you’re like “here we go. Better late than never.”

— brans💋n reese (@bransonreese) November 23, 2015

But he just sort of moseys around. And then all of a sudden his skin falls off and the devil jumps out.

— brans💋n reese (@bransonreese) November 23, 2015

And so now you’re watching.

— brans💋n reese (@bransonreese) November 23, 2015

And he throws a firework at somebody and you’re like “it was all worth it. Here we go. Here me motherfucking GO”

— brans💋n reese (@bransonreese) November 23, 2015

But then two cats dance aggressively near him and so he apologizes and politely leaves.

— brans💋n reese (@bransonreese) November 23, 2015

So then two more cats introduce themselves.

— brans💋n reese (@bransonreese) November 23, 2015

And then some old woman we’ve never met shows up and sings the only song from Cats that you know.

— brans💋n reese (@bransonreese) November 23, 2015

And then she goes to heaven.

— brans💋n reese (@bransonreese) November 23, 2015

This should’ve just been the first two tweets.

— brans💋n reese (@bransonreese) November 23, 2015

So, that’s quite clear, then, and we all now understand the plot of Cats.

Some people thought he’d missed some bits

Don’t forget the brief kidnapping of Elder Cat by DC villain CatMan and his ultimate rescue by Cat David Blaine.

— Nota B. (The Original and Best) (@notabeanie) January 25, 2018

You forgot the reinactment of the fights of the pekes and the pollicles (the dog) “Bark, bark, bark, bark all over the park”

— Charlyg1rl (@charlyg17_g) January 25, 2018

But there are dancing roaches! What the hell is that?

— Seriously. #NeverAgain (@KiiiimLee) February 6, 2018

And somebody else felt he’d ruined the experience for them.

I’ve never seen Cats and now I never will, because surely it wouldn’t live up to this summary.

— Jesse Baer 🔥 (@misc) January 25, 2018

But, if you’re still not convinced that the thread is accurate, read this and weep.

Hey Branson, my mom was assistant designer for CATS and she just wants u to know: u nailed it pic.twitter.com/qnlX9k4dPa

— 🐶💃 (@liv_actually) January 24, 2018

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