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25 of the Funniest Posts We’ve Seen on Bluesky This Week

Happy Hump Day to all the Monday to Friday workers, and a happy ‘the US Republicans are turning on each other’ day to everyone else.

We’ve put together 25 favourite funny posts from Bluesky over the past week, and we’re hoping you’ll find something to give your day a lift.

1.

That’s no way to speak to a cardigan.

— Paul Rooney (@timalloypaul.bsky.social) 2026-11-07T12:21:11.855Z

2.

Ok, just stepped off the train. Nothing to do now I suppose but come to an immediate dead stop right in front of the doors in order to really just take it all in.

— Steven (with a PH) (@sjksalisbury.bsky.social) 2026-11-06T13:39:05.284Z

3.

Why else would you be burying your hair in a cave

— josh (oldfriend99) (@oldfriend99.bsky.social) 2026-11-06T00:02:59.425Z

4.

In a regrettable typo, our engraver made a bad mistake ahead of our annual awards evening.

— Iceland Cricket (@icelandcricket.bsky.social) 2026-11-07T09:02:22.553Z

5.

“Did you get that fella to model the new coat?”“Sure did, boss. He’d never worn a coat before and found the concept baffling, but we just went with it.”

— Nostalgic Things (@nostalgicthing.bsky.social) 2026-11-06T23:37:37.356Z

6.

Another busy morning updating my dating apps

— Alexander Fox (@alexanderfox1.bsky.social) 2026-11-07T11:20:36.654Z

7.

It has to wait for me to invite it in.

— Jon Dear (@accordingtojond.bsky.social) 2026-11-06T14:42:30.076Z

9.

dear stan,just seeing this now sorry. always cool to hear from a fanrappingly yours,mm

— more mr. nice guy (@juniorhoncho.bsky.social) 2026-11-07T11:44:15.186Z

10.

it's so foggy you could lose an egg on the pavement

— Jack Bernhardt (@jackbern.bsky.social) 2026-11-07T10:36:48.574Z

11.

A reminder that the origin of “mogging” is quite problematic, coming from Mog, who did a Bad Thing (weeing on the Thomas family’s chair)

— Rick Burin (@rickburin.bsky.social) 2026-11-06T11:14:38.595Z

12.

you don't have to seduce me to spill state/business secrets. I would give them up if you came round and deep cleaned my oven

— Athena Kugblenu (@athenakugblenu.bsky.social) 2026-11-09T10:39:49.602Z