29 simple pleasures that may just be better than sex
16.
yeah sex is good but have you ever eaten a sandwich that stays together the whole time
— mads (@MadMadison10) August 11, 2018
17.
https://twitter.com/_MRSiNGH_/status/1029276281899245568
18.
https://twitter.com/l1quidcryst4l/status/1028783623699406849
19.
yeah sex is good but have you ever seen the super trouper scene at the end of mamma mia: here we go again?
— tortellini (@sophiexsheridan) August 5, 2018
20.
Yeah sex is good but have you ever had someone offer to make you toast, then it takes a while for them to make the toast so you forget toast is coming then they walk back into the lounge with it and you're like holy shit surprise toast.
— Girl on the Net (@girlonthenet) July 22, 2018
21.
https://twitter.com/pangopup/status/1019212573785317379
22.
Yeah sex is great and all but have you ever woken up thinking you've over slept then realise thats its only like 2am and you can go back to sleep for another 6 hours
— Lou (@CoffeeAndGinger) August 15, 2018
23.
https://twitter.com/bekitoburrito/status/1029770940002050048
24.
https://twitter.com/DrewBarrow/status/1029610456309293056
27.
https://twitter.com/gilliansz/status/1027751381598269440
28.
https://twitter.com/caseylakowsky/status/1027956351274831873
29.
https://twitter.com/moodymeg01/status/1027561339911368705
There’s always that one person who sets the bar spectacularly low.
sex is good and all,
..but have you tried food?
— MΦrρhιηε✮Drεαɱzz (@MorphineDreamzz) August 15, 2018
And the one who’s just letting their imagination run wild.
Yea sex is good n all but hv you ever walked into a McDonalds with a working milkshake machine?
Yea neither have I
— Acacia Diana (@ShaFoShizzle) August 9, 2018
We think this one might be using a certain amount of sarcasm.
https://twitter.com/Chinkinthewall/status/1029705217170796546
But, it takes all sorts …