29 simple pleasures that may just be better than sex
16.
yeah sex is good but have you ever eaten a sandwich that stays together the whole time
— mads (@MadMadison10) August 11, 2018
17.
Yeah sex is good but have you ever found a 6 pack of Wagon Wheels for 50p
— J A Z Z (@_MRSiNGH_) August 14, 2018
18.
sure sex is good but have you ever had a sneeze that drew out so long you actually had time to get a tissue before it finished
— jess (@l1quidcryst4l) August 12, 2018
19.
yeah sex is good but have you ever seen the super trouper scene at the end of mamma mia: here we go again?
— tortellini (@sophiexsheridan) August 5, 2018
20.
Yeah sex is good but have you ever had someone offer to make you toast, then it takes a while for them to make the toast so you forget toast is coming then they walk back into the lounge with it and you're like holy shit surprise toast.
— Girl on the Net (@girlonthenet) July 22, 2018
21.
yeah ok, sex is good, but have you ever found jeans with real pockets that hold things and actually fit properly
— pooka (@pangopup) July 17, 2018
22.
Yeah sex is great and all but have you ever woken up thinking you've over slept then realise thats its only like 2am and you can go back to sleep for another 6 hours
— Strike it Glucky (@CoffeeAndGinger) August 15, 2018
23.
Ok, sex is great but have you ever fully paid off a loan?
— Beki Ward (@bekitoburrito) August 15, 2018
24.
Sex is great and all, but have you ever crawled into a bed with sheets fresh out of the dryer?
— Drew Barrow (@DrewBarrow) August 15, 2018
27.
Yeah sex is great but have you ever watched an entire tv show without having someone interrupt you?
— Gillian NOT Jillian (@gilliansz) August 10, 2018
28.
Ya sex is great but have you ever done a deep clean on your glasses and then you’re finally able to see clear again?
— kc (@caseylakowsky) August 10, 2018
29.
https://twitter.com/moodymeg01/status/1027561339911368705
There’s always that one person who sets the bar spectacularly low.
sex is good and all,
..but have you tried food?
— MΦrρhιηε✮Drεα₥zz™ (@MorphineDreamzz) August 15, 2018
And the one who’s just letting their imagination run wild.
Yea sex is good n all but hv you ever walked into a McDonalds with a working milkshake machine?
Yea neither have I
— Acacia Diana (@ShaFoShizzle) August 9, 2018
We think this one might be using a certain amount of sarcasm.
Sex is good & everything but have you ever got up to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night when camping on farmland & accidentally pissed on an electric fence?
— Alex (@Chinkinthewall) August 15, 2018
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