The A-level results are out and these 25 reactions all get top marks

11.

For anyone who doesn’t get the A-levels results they needed today, please don’t worry. I am a senior member of the Government with responsibility for reshaping the countries entire trade strategy and I have literally no clue what I’m doing. #alevelresults2018

— Liam Fox (@LiamFoxOnTour) August 16, 2018

12.

Nothing annoys me more than the “I failed my A-Levels but have 5 degrees, 7 unicorns, and I’m a billionaire so don’t worry”.
Just let me worry in peace ok #alevelresults2018

— Madeline Keep (@Madeline_Keep) August 15, 2018

13.

Don't worry about your A level results kids. I left school at 15 with sod all and now, after a string of manual labouring jobs, drudgery, ulcer inducing media roles and false starts I'm 49 & staring straight down the barrel of failure. Mind you, the world was a kinder place then.

— barney farmer (@barneyfarmer) August 16, 2018

14.

Maybe the real A levels are the friends we've made along the way #alevelresultsday2018

— Junaid (@OcarinaSenpai) August 15, 2018

15.

If your boyfriend or girlfriend got good A-level results today and is going to university, enjoy the rest of the summer together – you'll be dumped by Christmas.

— Justin Myers (@theguyliner) August 16, 2018

16.

NOSTALGIA: The Beatles celebrate their A-Level results pic.twitter.com/4mTabUd61O

— Alistair Coleman (@alistaircoleman) August 16, 2018

17.

If your A-level results aren't quite what you'd hoped for, it could be worse. You could be about to be neutered, like Bobby. #ALevelResults #alevelresultsday2018 pic.twitter.com/GI5wKQLWZu

— Becky Bond (@bond_beckybond) August 16, 2018

18.

To any students worrying about their A-Level results tomorrow, what the fuck are you doing following me? I’m nearly 40 for fuck’s sake, get out there and live your lives.

— Bethany Black (@BeffernieBlack) August 15, 2018

19.

To everyone getting their exam results today, don't worry! We completely failed ours and now pretend to be a TV channel on Twitter. #alevelresultsday2018 pic.twitter.com/9cFXU6WBFP

— Channel 4 (@Channel4) August 15, 2018

20.

Huge congratulations to my niece on her A level results #alevelresults2018 pic.twitter.com/R9lIAaeO4Y

— joe heenan (@joeheenan) August 16, 2018

21.

I did A Levels on the subjects of:

Sweden
Pop/disco music
Eurovision Song Contest winners
White satin flares

I got ABBA#alevelresults2018

— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) August 16, 2018

22.

“I got a B in Continental Philosophy”
“Whoop-de-fucking-do, Papa. Did they teach you how to kill and eat badgers in that class?”
“No”
“Well shut up then”#alevelresults2018 pic.twitter.com/7QpBRafQHW

— James Felton (@JimMFelton) August 16, 2018

23.

And so we arrive once again at August’s traditional Celebrity “I got fuck-all A levels but look what a fat rich famous bastard I am now so don’t worry, you’ve got a million-to-one shot of being saved by dumb fucking luck like me” Tweetathon.
Makes you proud to be British.

— Giles Coren (@gilescoren) August 16, 2018

24.

If you failed your A levels and are taking solace in truisms from middle-aged journalists on Twitter, then that's why you failed your A levels.

— Jason Sinclair (@jlsinc) August 16, 2018

25.

I've never needed A levels to get work in comedy. I just lie and say I went to Cambridge.

— David Quantick (@quantick) August 16, 2018

As predicted, Jeremy Clarkson wrote this.

Don’t worry if your A level grades aren’t any good. I got a C and 2 Us. And I’m sitting here deciding which of my Range Rovers to use today

— Jeremy Clarkson (@JeremyClarkson) August 16, 2018

To which he got this reply.

I didn’t do A levels. I was expelled from school and turned to a life of crime. I too am deciding which of your Range Rovers to use today.

— Derek Smalls (@Mestwicecutonce) August 16, 2018

Whatever the results, however, this is a top piece of advice.

I see it's A-Level results this week and therefore I'm going to impart the only piece of uni advice anyone needs

NEVER pay for someone's cab fare in return "for a drink inside the club" it's a total SCAM

— Josh Salisbury (@josh_salisbury) August 13, 2018