John Redwood’s Brexit take invited ridicule and these people happily obliged
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And then, HAL 9000 fell into just singing Daisy, Daisy. https://t.co/3p36FAZrmi
— David Allen Green (@davidallengreen) September 21, 2018
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Learns about metaphors in GCSE English once…. https://t.co/zzM06EeX5p
— Dawn Foster (@DawnHFoster) September 21, 2018
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A leading Brexiter orders his thoughts in public. https://t.co/n8QupwGeVT
— Robert Webb (@arobertwebb) September 21, 2018
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Taking the cake analogy forward – how will it better when we can’t get half the ingredients and have to pay over the odds for the rest? As it stands the cake will be flour and water gloop.
— Stuart Taylor (@stuartctaylor) September 21, 2018
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I’d go easy on the coke mate.
— Francis Sedgemore (@hesgen) September 21, 2018
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As nonsensical statements go, this really takes the biscuit. Or cake. Cakey biscuits. Like jaffa cakes. You may think biscuits are quick and easy to bake, but biscuits literally means “baked twice” and take many attempts to get right, or else they’re half-baked. You follow?
— Five10Twelve (@five10twelve) September 21, 2018
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‘Mr Redwood makes exceedingly incoherent cakes. ‘
— Simon Barraclough (@EssBarraclough) September 21, 2018
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John must truly believe that no cake is better than a bad cake
— JB (@jbuckby88) September 21, 2018
And, finally, someone asked this.
Are these the lyrics to McArthur Park?
— David Hunt (@ealingblue) September 21, 2018
Yes, we think it might be. And just in case you don’t know it, here’s Richard Harris singing MacArthur Park. It’s a cracker.
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