27 favourite things people said about the Bodyguard finale
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If you’re watching #Bodyguard and saying, “I did not see that twist coming” it’s probably because that twist was a load of bollocks that made no sense at all.
— Ian Hyland (@HylandIan) September 23, 2018
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And all this because he went on a date with a Tory. Let that be a lesson to all of us. #Bodyguard
— Paddy Duffy (@PaddyDuffy) September 23, 2018
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The final episode of #Bodyguard taught us not to underestimate women and not to overestimate men’s mental health while simultaneously making me feel like I either needed a stiff drink or a hug for 75 minutes straight. I can’t remember a show this gripping in my lifetime.
— Jonathan Blake (@imjonathanblake) September 23, 2018
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How weird. I’ve been gripped by #BodyGuard for weeks but only in this episode have I realised how INCREDIBLY SHIT IT IS!!!!
Shit acting.
Shit lines.
Shot plot.
We’ve all been brainwashed.
Like with Brexit or something.— Giles Coren (@gilescoren) September 23, 2018
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The most unbelievable plot twist in #Bodyguard was not having to complete 27 page referral which got returned twice for an occupational health appointment
— Sarah Lee (@toxic_harpy) September 23, 2018
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While #Bodyguard was fun to watch, just remember it can’t happen in real life; not with me keeping an eye on things pic.twitter.com/euWdp5YDb6
— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) September 23, 2018
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Entire UK viewing population at approx 9.15pm #Bodyguard pic.twitter.com/tCs6jRpbMv
— Scott Bryan (@scottygb) September 23, 2018
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WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!? I WAS ABOUT TO MAKE MY ENTRANCE ON DAVE/DAVID’S BED!
— Julia Montague MP (@RtHonJMontague) September 23, 2018
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https://twitter.com/cathjmag/status/1043974982194397191
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Utterly unbelievable end to #Bodyguard. If @jed_mercurio has taught us anything it's that Chief Superintendent Lorraine Craddock would always have insisted on being interviewed by someone of equal or higher rank, not DCI Sharma…
— Nathaniel Tapley (@Natt) September 23, 2018
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Lessons learnt from #Bodyguard
1) Never trust anyone
2) Never underestimate women
3) Everything is better after one meeting with occupational health— ilona burton (@ilonacatherine) September 23, 2018
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Can we just take a moment to appreciate David Budd wiping his shoes on the mat? #bodyguard pic.twitter.com/P2qD6qyJj2
— Saxby-Rose (@SaxbyRose1) September 23, 2018
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I’d be willing to bet £5 that there was briefly a draft of the script where Budd cuts the wire and the bomb goes off and the credits roll. Because that would have been incredible #Bodyguard
— Greg Jenner (@greg_jenner) September 23, 2018
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Quite annoyed with the #Bodyguard finale tbf. Just feels like lazy writing. Inevitably perpetuating the same stereotype we thought it was shattering and further fuelling islamaphobia / hatred towards Muslims and (by extension) the entire South Asian community. Nice work.
— Antonio Aakeel (@AntonioAakeel) September 23, 2018
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#Bodyguard Alternate Ending:
David: My name is David and I need some help.
Counsellor: Well, let’s get to the bottom of things right away.
David: What?
[Counsellor removes prosthetic mask to reveal Julia Montague underneath]
Julia: Hello loverboy!#Bodyguard— Ben Rawson-Jones (@rawsonjones) September 23, 2018
