Nigel Farage claimed he could deliver a Brexit deal and the burns are all you could hope for – the best 17
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I could perform brain surgery but people aren’t willing to let me just give it a go?? So rude.
— megan (@welshfruit) September 24, 2018
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https://twitter.com/Saggydaddy/status/1044289823245299712
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So could I. It's called Canada. Very simple and totally fucking stupid for the UK to go for it. https://t.co/FaP1MJj2fk
— KS (@ks_1968) September 24, 2018
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Farage couldn’t successfully deliver a milk round.
— peter goulding❄🇪🇺#FBPE (@petergerald) September 24, 2018
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He couldn’t even deliver himself into Westminster.
— Remainia (@Remainia1) September 24, 2018
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I could easily win the Tour de France, but because no team will give me the chance, I’m not going to cycle.
— Fr James Siemens, PhD (@UniateOrthodox) September 24, 2018
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I could deliver a European Champions League, Premier League and FA Cup treble for @ChelseaFC … but because Mr Abramovich won’t talk to me, I’m not prepared to write my plan down on paper. 😉
— CityLiveryConsulting #FBPE (@City_Livery_SM) September 24, 2018
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I know the secret of controlled nuclear fusion, but because the govt won’t talk to me about it, I’m not going to publish it.
— Brexit Survivalist #FBPE (@APFSDS_aboteur) September 24, 2018
Twitter user Paul Niland wondered why Nigel Farage needed the incentive of a government conversation before creating a plan.
He could write it for the good of the country.
He could write it to defend the thing he campaigned for for years.
He’s a bullshitting con artist.