A guy said this happened on the train and the responses are a very enjoyable ride
10.
every man who uses the word “attractive” is a cop
— Helen Holmes (@helenbholmes) 25 September 2018
11.
well hello there young lady! what’s an attractive girl like you doing in a place like this when you could be chained to my radiator watching me play FIFA
— Helen Holmes (@helenbholmes) 25 September 2018
12.
Attractive 22-yo girl on the subway: *Doing anything to avoid getting this weirdo’s attention*
Me, has been waiting for this moment my entire life: Hi there! I saw you looking over. Oh it’s just a biography of Winston Churchill’s early years.
Her: Don’t talk to me
— G.I. Joey Joe Joe (@GIJoeyJoeJoe) 24 September 2018
13.
how could a Winston Churchill biography “look cool”
— Nathan (@finrod_stewart) 25 September 2018
14.
the cover could be him on a skateboard
— I hope Stephen Sondheim is having a nice day (@GraceSpelman) 25 September 2018
15.
i don’t know who winston churchill is but whenever i see his face on a book i’m like “cool!!!”
— Jon Bois (@jon_bois) 25 September 2018
16.
Does this mean he’s been reading this Winston Churchill biography for his entire life?
— Kate Ward (@kateward) 25 September 2018
17.
i, too, have been waiting my entire life to tell someone i’m reading a book about winston churchill
— Official Enya VEVO (@nachdermas) 25 September 2018
To conclude …
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