Simply 19 funny tweets to get you in the mood for Bonfire Night
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Guy Fawkes’ normal signature and his signature on a DPD delivery driver's touchscreen. #GuyFawkesNight pic.twitter.com/3qIr7tDAGc
— Alan Ferrier (@alanferrier) November 5, 2018
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It's that time of year when you must accept that you have violated the laws laid down by the state. Please leave behind all your belongings and make your way (in paraffin-drenched clothes) to the town square. You & your family are this year's 'guy'.#GuyFawkesNight#BonfireNight pic.twitter.com/HPhuVnQN5r
— Scarfolk Council (@Scarfolk) November 5, 2018
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On this day 1605: Guy Fawkes attempts to blow up King James I and the Houses of Parliament. pic.twitter.com/oZrxBZpz65
— Balderdash (@notDcfcBoss) November 5, 2018
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On this day 413 years ago Guy Fawkes was sitting in a pub, thinking: "And the best part is, nobody suspects a thing!"
— paul bassett davies (@thewritertype) November 4, 2018
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My grandfather was on a ship that sunk on 5th November, he let off all the distress flares but the people on the other ships just went "Oooooh!”.#BonfireNight
— Tony Cowards (@TonyCowards) November 5, 2018
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Good noises to make whilst watching fireworks:
"Ooooh"
"Eeeee"
"Ooooh"
"Ah"
"Ah"
"Ting ting walla walla bing bang"#BonfireNight— innocent drinks (@innocent) November 5, 2018
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I've just read The Fireworks Code. Worst sequel ever. Dan Brown ought to be ashamed of himself.
— Stu. (@dysondoc) November 5, 2018
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There will be light showers this evening – or fireworks as they are usually known.
— Moose Allain Ꙭ (@MooseAllain) November 5, 2018
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Remember, remember… #GuyFawkes pic.twitter.com/p9wXMDgEIN
— Lee Brace (@bracealmighty) November 5, 2018
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Many people want to ban Guy Fawkes Night on the grounds that they don't like it. Soon bonfires may go the way of asbestos blankets, lead paint, mercury tooth fillings and fireworks boxing matches – outlawed by 'health and safety' concerns. pic.twitter.com/LoGaivSQ1V
— Pulp Librarian (@PulpLibrarian) November 4, 2018