These women had the perfect response to a guy who trolled them for dyeing their hair
A chap called Alexander Cortes has got a thing about women dyeing their hair. When we say ‘thing’ we mean he doesn’t like it. He really doesn’t like it. And – obviously – he told everyone about it on Twitter.
Unnatural hair colors in woman are a warning signal to stay away,
Its an example Aposematism-the phenomenon of poisonous animals in nature advertising their toxicity and lethality
— Alexander J.A Cortes (@AJA_Cortes) October 30, 2018
And he obviously felt there was need for further explanation, so he didn’t stop there.
Animals like Poison arrow frogs, venomous snakes, they have bright colors and it lets other animals know to stay away from messing with them
When you see a woman with red blue green purple rainbow hair, its a sign of mental illness and derangement
— Alexander J.A Cortes (@AJA_Cortes) October 30, 2018
Think of Harley Quinn
Obviously shes more attractive than your typical unnaturally hair colored SJW chick
But would you want to date this girl?
She’s literally homicidal pic.twitter.com/okkdPRZ8ZP
— Alexander J.A Cortes (@AJA_Cortes) October 30, 2018
This said, lots of women dye their hair, and theres nothing wrong with that, so long as its a natural color
And not Manhater blue or Ihaveamentaldisease pink
— Alexander J.A Cortes (@AJA_Cortes) October 30, 2018
Or my favorite, the RAINBOW hair
Which you can guarantee she’ll have a therapist and multiple psychiatric drug prescriptions
Again, see Harley Quinn example
— Alexander J.A Cortes (@AJA_Cortes) October 30, 2018
and When a seemingly stable female suddenly dies her hair crazy colors,
She’s grappling with some immense inner turmoil and upheaval, the crazy has taken over
Stay away young Kings
— Alexander J.A Cortes (@AJA_Cortes) October 30, 2018
Ordinarily we wouldn’t bother too much with angry Alex but this response made the whole thing worthwhile.
These replies weren’t too bad either.
1.
How u so loud when u look like this? pic.twitter.com/MntjbNFjGl
— Mandible (@Peachy_af) November 17, 2018
2.
Funny, because I avoid dudes with 90’s goatees at all cost.
— Teresa Phipps (@PestilentAura) November 18, 2018
3.
What color was her hair? You know … the one who made you sad?
— just Dale (@anotheruiguy) November 17, 2018
4.
small brain: hair dye is to scare men away
larger brain: hair dye isn't a threat
exploding brain: hair dye is for yourself it has nothing to do with men
galaxy brain: OH MY GOD PLEASE LET THIS HAIR DYE BE THE THING WHICH FINALLY SCARES STRANGE STRAIGHT MEN AWAY https://t.co/6wOoYxRZHC
— moth dad (@innesmck) November 16, 2018
5.
anyone who tries to dictate the color of my hair is not someone I want to be around pic.twitter.com/9wmR14H85L
— kathleen grace sunchild (@dramahedgehog) November 17, 2018
6.
did you know. men have teeth. which is characteristic of a shark. sharks eat people. don’t date men https://t.co/e63jNy3IFS
— Kate Gray (@hownottodraw) November 16, 2018
7.
Imagine a world where not everything women do is in an effort to attract you. Now wake up cuz you’re living there.
— MommyFearless_ReSister (@mommy_fearless) November 18, 2018
