This woman shared a list of housemate rules and they went viral because they’re so horrific
And here are some of our favourite responses it generated.
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Call off the search for the worst person in the world. They’re right here. https://t.co/9erjnjXzgt
— Nick de Semlyen (@NickdeSemlyen) November 25, 2018
2.
One of the best things about this is that you kinda feel this person getting angrier and angrier the more she’s writing rules.
— Nuno Mendonca (@nuno_kinetic) November 23, 2018
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"I'm quite easy-going" https://t.co/VrX2mqkTTo
— Holly Brockwell (@holly) November 25, 2018
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There are no words 😅 It’s the amount of self-contradictions that get me. You gotta have friends and be really interesting… but you can’t actually talk to anyone and we only allow guests max 3 times a week and they have to be people I like etc. etc.
— AubameDan Twining (@GeetawrDan) November 24, 2018
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https://twitter.com/catm4w/status/1066112111477182464
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“Hi, I’m looking for someone to silently live in my flat in the evenings, give me money and help me clean and then fuck off for the entire day. If that sounds like your cup of tea, give me a ring.”
Could have saved herself a lot of typing…
— Progressive Snaz (@EmilioSnazz) November 24, 2018
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there’s a lot but this is the part that gets me
first time I hear someone complaining about cooking something else than sandwiches pic.twitter.com/0d7V3JiRlP— rx (@rxdazn) November 23, 2018
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This is my favourite part because he thinks the only reason people cook meals is because they don’t know how to make a sandwich
— Soph (@boxedwine_) November 24, 2018
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“shit, I’m hungry. Now I’ve got to spend 8 hours making slow roasted duck confit on asparagus foam. I wish I’d learned to make sandwiches.”
— Reuben “Vote ffs” McCallum (@ReubenMcCallum) November 24, 2018
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This person wants all the benefits of living alone….without living alone
— hanna (@sports25467200) November 23, 2018
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Please, do not breathe in the flat for more than 3 consecutive hours on Weds-Fri because it could cause excessive condensation and trigger mould that will kill us all.
— Andrew Martin (@AndrewMartinUK) November 24, 2018
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“It’s not a hotel where you only sleep for a while, no, it’s a place where you live.”
“I need you to be out of the flat week days during normal working hours (9-5)”
If I’m only allowed to live there for 2 thirds of the day then you’d better only be charging me 2/3 rent.
— Adequately Medicated Gemma (@herder_of_cats) November 23, 2018
Or, if you feel REALLY strongly about it …
https://twitter.com/rchlcrns/status/1066085610866307072