Brexiteer James Dyson is sucking off to Singapore and these are the only takedowns you need
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Breaking news: James Dyson, a prominent Brexiter, is moving his HQ to Singapore
When Brexiters said that Brexit Britain would be more like Singapore, we didn’t realise this was because they would be moving their jobs & businesses wholesale from Britain to Singapore!
— Andrew Adonis (@Andrew_Adonis) January 22, 2019
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Fair play to James Dyson for doing a full round of interviews, explaining his decision to cease to be a British business after assuring British people that Brexit would be good for British business. Waiting to hear what slot I get tomorrow.
(Insert sarcasm emoji here…)— James O'Brien (@mrjamesob) January 22, 2019
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Dyson’s decision to move his HQ to Singapore reflects his narrow business interest. This is not just a transfer of two people. When HQs move, so does the intellectual property. Betrayal of the public who put their faith in him as a British business advocating a No Deal Brexit.
— Sam Gyimah (@SamGyimah) January 22, 2019
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Why oh why has no-one made a horror movie about a killer vacuum cleaner and called it “Dyson With Death”?
— The Poke (@ThePoke) January 22, 2019
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As a goodbye to Dyson from the UK here’s my tribute to his horrible hand-dryer. From @iconeye 164 pic.twitter.com/QeNw2NfZVG
— edwin heathcote (@edwinheathcote) January 22, 2019
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I'd have more respect for James Dyson if he fired cars into space and hung about Thai caves calling people nonces.
— Mooms – The Integrity & Honesty Liker (@Danny_McMoomins) January 22, 2019
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Some are suggesting that Dyson should have his knighthood taken away but given the history of the honours system and the recipients I reckon we should give the fucker another one.
— Mark Thomas (@markthomasinfo) January 22, 2019
To conclude …
BREXITERS UPDATE:
Rees Mogg: “Open funds in Ireland because Brexit"
Redwood: “Don’t invest in UK because Brexit”
Lawson: “I want French residency because Brexit”
Farage: “German passports for my kids because Brexit”
Dyson: “Moving company to Singapore”https://t.co/K7Vw3T5Mao— David Schneider (@davidschneider) January 22, 2019