‘What’s a one-liner joke so stupidly good it instantly ruined you?’ – 21 short, sharp and utterly hilarious gags

‘I have the heart of a lion and a life time ban from the Toronto zoo.’
–topBunk87

‘Is there a Mister Ogyny I can speak with instead?’
–JoeWinchester99

‘What’s the difference between a good joke and a bad joke timing.’
–tcjosh

‘I hear corduroy pillows are making headlines.’
–kickasstimus

‘I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places, and he told me to stop going to those places.’
–Niko-Nine

‘I’m not sure how I feel about all this talk of getting rid of pennies. I don’t like change.’
–Ginger_Chris

‘Opinions are like assholes, a lot of people are going to regret sharing theirs on the internet.’
–bluejams

‘My friend said that transparent caskets are the next big thing, but I say that remains to be seen.’
–hindermore

‘By show of hands, who in this room hates raising their hand?’
–BKColts88

‘I tell my Hispanic friends “mucho”, it means a lot to them.’
–gegroff