These 23 petty AF pet peeves are perfectly picky
13.
motherfucking eyelashes on cars
— lady, a. (@LadyLovesTaft) February 5, 2019
14.
people who say "on accident" rather than "by accident".
And don't even get me started on "I could care less"— Lucia Harper – 🇨🇦 Comedic Speaker (@YEPBusiness) February 3, 2019
15.
Fucking stickers on fruit, bro. They’d put them on every grape if they could
— Chris “not a famous British naturalist” Packham (@chrispackhamGO) February 3, 2019
16.
Those folks who leave like :02 on the microwave and don’t clear out the countdown when they’re done
— Christopher Hassiotis (@chris_hassiotis) February 3, 2019
17.
Using an apostrophe to pluralize last names. The Gardiner’s. The Segura’s. The Jones’s, once, and God help me, I almost took a flamethrower to that Christmas letter.
— Meg Gardiner (@MegGardiner1) February 3, 2019
18.
NECKLACE ON TOP OF A TURTLENECK i mean come on gross
— samantha irby (@wordscience) February 4, 2019
19.
When I let someone in front of my in traffic and they don’t give me a wave of thanks. Worst kind of people.
— Kristin (@Kristin_780) February 3, 2019
20.
When people enter an elevator/subway BEFORE letting people get out. Just take a chill pill and WAIT
— Emma Campbell🎄 (@Emmasoneliners) February 3, 2019
21.
When people finish paying at a register but then don't move out of the way to put away their card/change/receipt/grab their bags so the next person can start their checkout process AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
— Peng Shepherd (@pengshepherd) February 3, 2019
22.
When people say ‘9am in the morning’. THE AM PART MEANS IN THE MORNING, you’re literally saying 9 in the morning in the morning
— Bella. (@bellalongdon) February 3, 2019
23.
People who say “how about yourself” instead of “how about you” because they think it’s more polite
— will brooker (@willbrooker) February 3, 2019
As a bonus, here are some more of Alex’s many pet peeves.
Here's another: using the "hivemind" to do Google's work for you.
— Alex Segura (@alex_segura) February 4, 2019
One more: people that cannot wait until it's their turn to deplane, and instead rush to the front before the chime/signal that it's okay to do so.
— Alex Segura (@alex_segura) February 4, 2019
How about that email from the mailing list you unsubscribed confirming you unsubscribed? 😛
— Alex Segura (@alex_segura) February 4, 2019
His blood pressure must be off the chart.
