The Daily Mail’s telling women how their homes are repelling men – our favourite takedowns
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I avoid this problem by only having very masculine pictures of Kelsey Grammer in my home. It sends the message that I’m not a flighty, silly female, and also I appreciate guys who think they could do stand up, but actually just quote from TV.
— Bill Withering Glance (@Jomegsallan) February 11, 2019
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When I was single I would never step foot inside a house with a tiny cactus this is true. Unwelcoming!
— Ben Hartman (@Benhartman) February 11, 2019
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Marge may be tiny but she is not unwelcoming…
She has a flower crown for goodness sake.
A.
Flower.
Crown. pic.twitter.com/C76nQl7JmS— Beta_Myself (@Bad_Wolf92) February 11, 2019
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The vase thing is an absolute trip (I mean it all is but that especially)
— Lydia Ruffles (@lydiaruffles) February 11, 2019
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“Buddha: a sign of poverty and isolation”
hahahhaha— unforgetable luncheon sweetie (@Glennfinito) February 11, 2019
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Agreed. How about a lesson to men on how to make their dwelling more attractive to women? This is ridiculous.
— Beth Early (@SrtaBe1) February 11, 2019
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“Books: Go easy on the gloomy titles”?! What, should the single woman restrict herself to “Flower arranging made easy”, “Spark Joy (subtitle: In the Hearts of Publishers)” and “The Little Book of Little Women’s Concerns Solved by Trite Pseudo-philosophy”?
— Julie (@JulieCarJ) February 11, 2019
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Men will avoid mirrors and can’t cross running water. If you see a raccoon rummaging in your bins, careful! It may be a man’s familiar.
— Niels Grotum (@NGrotum) February 11, 2019
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“Interiors therapist”? I thought that was a gastro-intestinologist
— Count Mysterioso (@MysteriosoX) February 11, 2019
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Well now I know how to decorate my house to repel men
— Metal Melissa (@Metal_Melissa86) February 11, 2019
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thanks for the interior design tips i am filling my home with cacti and pictures of women as we speak https://t.co/v7VDo88Rzt
— cillian, vermin parasocialite (@siIentaIarm) February 11, 2019
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Out of shot: rabbit simmering on the stove.
— James Tate (@thehenleytweet) February 11, 2019
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Anyone else just think of this? pic.twitter.com/go7xhQjfAo
— Kelly (@Kelly_QPR) February 11, 2019
Oh yes, and this …
Other MANrepellers:
Pit traps
Hungry tigers
A dark, angry thirst for blood
Self confidence
Poisoned tip claws
Army of ninjas in closet ready to attack on your command
Intelligence
Large, framed photos of your disemboweled victims
Not caring about his opinion
A Machete Room https://t.co/uF1vCAkwTb— Stephen Blackmoore (@sblackmoore) February 11, 2019
