The 25 funniest tweets of the week
13.
https://twitter.com/Biltawulf/status/1098589005522837504
14.
https://twitter.com/Home_Halfway/status/1097947588156899329
15.
you: everything in moderation
me: *murders you, a little*— rachelle mandik 🕳 (@rachelle_mandik) February 19, 2019
16.
oh god she ate it pic.twitter.com/vTmgnCQPfu
— karen zack (@teenybiscuit) February 19, 2019
17.
One of my greatest achievements in life has been farting in a Lush store and people still being able to smell it.
— Olaf Falafel (@OFalafel) February 20, 2019
18.
The Kardashians and the KKK have totally ruined the letter K for me
— Craig Deeley 🇪🇺🏳️🌈 🇺🇦 (@craiguito) February 20, 2019
19.
[first day as a priest]
Me, looking at my watch and seeing there’s still an hour to go: fucking hell— David Hughes (@david8hughes) February 20, 2019
20.
Oh no, just like the Manic Street Preachers warned us. pic.twitter.com/CdqzmDRaTC
— Andy Ryan (@ItsAndyRyan) February 15, 2019
21.
To every woman tentatively stepping forward in to politics and worrying about getting it right. I ask you to whisper this mantra to yourself every morning. "I and everyone I know is better than George Galloway and he shares his shit takes all day long."
— Jess Phillips (@jessphillips) February 21, 2019
22.
"how do i explain to my child that a boy can become a girl" i dunno dude slip it into that story about the man who lived inside a whale and see if that's the new information they struggle with
— rob (@robwhisman) February 21, 2019
23.
No, I’m not that priest guy from Always Sunny.
— Macaulay Culkin (@IncredibleCulk) February 21, 2019
24.
Dinosaurs, consider yourselves avenged pic.twitter.com/Jdeox1c2PU
— Octopus/Caveman (@OctopusCaveman) February 22, 2019
25.
https://twitter.com/paulsinha/status/1097784712200888320