A Tory MP said knives should be fitted with GPS to cut crime and these glorious takedowns got straight to the point
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#AccidentalPartridge https://t.co/uhnHrRNCAk
— Accidental Partridge (@AccidentalP) March 14, 2019
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Sensible, no-nonsense solutions from one of the rising stars of the modern Conservative movement. https://t.co/Hs1p6wO3uA
— Jack Seale (@jackseale) March 14, 2019
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This man is a member of Parliament. pic.twitter.com/xcuQ7q8wy5
— Tom Sutcliffe (@tds153) March 14, 2019
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having great fun imagining the implications of this totally ridiculous idea https://t.co/qCaxnMdzy0
— Shaun (shaunvids on bsky) (@shaun_vids) March 14, 2019
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https://twitter.com/TechnicallyRon/status/1106154503714279424
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New campaign just launched “MPs to take IQ test before selection”.
— No2019loancharge (@NO2019LoanCharg) March 14, 2019
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I don’t think the main problem with stabbings is not knowing where the knife is.
— Ash Sarkar (@AyoCaesar) March 14, 2019
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So many questions, so little time.
– Which retailers are selling machetes?
– Who is paying for the GPS devices on my butter knives?
– How do you propose to stop criminals removing the GPS devices from their knives?
– How do you justify your salary of £79,468?— Will (@WMcHBg) March 14, 2019
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https://twitter.com/AbiWilks/status/1106149074930188289
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https://twitter.com/jamesrbuk/status/1106162357431095296
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Better idea: A police helicopter to follow every knife. https://t.co/4KHoT6jyis
— David Whitley (@mrdavidwhitley) March 14, 2019
To conclude …
I thought this was a surrealist comedian, it’s actually a Conservative MP https://t.co/Tuty9poli8
— Owen Jones (@OwenJones84) March 14, 2019