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21 wacky sound-effects people would choose for their own farts

There’ve been a fair few witches in popular culture: Sabrina, Maleficent in Snow White, the crones in Macbeth, for example, but we’ve yet to hear the story of a prince being cursed by one of them to have an odd-sounding fart – certainly not in any Disney film. In spite of that, Reddit user, MaverickTimeLord, asked the internet to ponder this:

“A witch puts a curse on you, every time you fart everyone hears the sound effect of your choosing — what sound do you choose?”

Some people have too much time on their hands. However, their question came up trumps, as it received over 13 thousand replies in a few hours, and we’ve sifted through them to find the best 21.

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