People are sharing what Florida Man was doing on their birthdays – 17 surreal headlines

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— blaine capatch (@blainecapatch) March 21, 2019

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— zombie (@_ashleymartell_) March 20, 2019

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AYEEEE here’s mine lol pic.twitter.com/xQGdkSURNf

— Chynna.✨ (@MadeNChynna) March 21, 2019

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Baha what is this pic.twitter.com/Pb1BiVjJ46

— |•Estephany •| (@E_Mtzzzz) March 21, 2019

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There’s not one part of this last Florida Man headline that isn’t simultaneously surreal and grudgingly admirable.