Simply 47 things that Jacob Rees-Mogg looks like
We’re grateful to Sarah Dempster who started this brilliant list of things that Jacob Rees-Mogg looks like. That was back in November last year and it’s proved so popular that people are still adding to it today.
Here are 47 (well, there or thereabouts) rather marvellous things that the Tory MP looks like.
1.
Jacob Rees-Mogg. With your face like a consumptive chimney. Like an abandoned B-road. Like a whittled posset. Like a vertical whisper. Like a spatchcocked flute. Like a hangman’s baguette. pic.twitter.com/Tm8cadsxMe
— Sarah Dempster (@Dempster2000) November 29, 2018
2.
Like an unmanned frigate. Like a foreclosed umbrella. Like a thwarted bylaw. Like a sexton’s warning. Like an unexplained shoe.
— Sarah Dempster (@Dempster2000) January 14, 2019
3.
Like a curdled femur. Like a nocturnal canoe. Like a tubular murmur. Like a monocled udder. Like a fathomless brie.
— Sarah Dempster (@Dempster2000) March 27, 2019
4.
A monocled udder.
— Sarah Dempster (@Dempster2000) November 29, 2018
5.
Victorian Robocop
— John Rain (@MrKenShabby) March 27, 2019
6.
Like Merlin’s whippet. Like cockglove’s haunt. Like grommit’s unction and dosser’s pearls. A waft of mediocrity, sallowed singed landfill. Sellotaped pubic gorse sad and skewed nestling on the ghost of a three quarter inch…
— gallivanting (@FergalCarty) November 29, 2018
7.
Oh you are good. His face is a bit like an inside out rubber mask of a childrens party weazel
— lemn sissay MBE (@lemnsissay) November 29, 2018
8.
— Martin Thompson (@MarchHareSaysNo) November 30, 2018
9.
Is it too late to suggest haunted grandfather clock? It seems too good for me to have thought of it, I must’ve heard it somewhere!
— Andrew Beasley (@BassTunedToRed) March 27, 2019
10.
I encourage the universe to join this thread and each of you to add your very own simile (plural) to the list. Here's mine ' like cat wretch in one of those zip lock liquid bags from the airport's security check." https://t.co/L3B19npjue
— lemn sissay MBE (@lemnsissay) November 30, 2018
11.
Animatronic Waiter at World of Dickens
— John Rain (@MrKenShabby) March 27, 2019
