18 highly sceptical reactions to Theresa May’s resignation announcement
Theresa May finally came up with a deal people liked, only this deal was “if you vote my Withdrawal Agreement through, I’ll resign”. Sadly, whilst Jacob Loose-Morals and Boris Jobsworth jumped at the chance to set fire to their principles, the DUP dug in their heels and refused to play ball – or even a friendly game of Ker-Plunk.
The Prime Minister has announced her planned resignation. She has not spoken to the country; she has not told parliament; she has told a closed meeting of Tory MPs and released a text. May in a nutshell
— robert shrimsley (@robertshrimsley) March 27, 2019
That didn’t stop people from latching onto the thought of Theresa May resigning like it was the last bunch of flowers in the petrol station on Mother’s Day.
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Theresa May says she’ll stand down once Brexit is completed, giving her another 30 years in Downing Street
— Matt Forde (@mattforde) March 27, 2019
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Theresa May cannot be removed from Downing Street, and I am not making this up, because she has a cat
— Chris Bertram (@crookedfootball) March 27, 2019
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David Cameron did something monumentally stupid and then fucked off leaving the country in the hands of even bigger morons to clean up his mess, which is very different from what Theresa May is doing now. Even though, to be honest with you, it is exactly the fucking same.
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) March 27, 2019
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Ten quid says she misses pic.twitter.com/iiD7z2Jmgy
— – (@SheRa_Marley) March 27, 2019
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We can definitely trust the woman who said there wouldn’t be a snap election then had one and promised to house Grenfell survivors then didn’t and promised to help the Windrush generation then didn’t that she’ll resign when she says she will. pic.twitter.com/tzPaIOoz5y
— David Schneider (@davidschneider) March 27, 2019
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Theresa May: Vote for my deal & I’ll fuck off
“How’s that going to help?”
May: I don’t care. I’ll be running through fields of wheat
“Yeah but how is that going to help the country?”
May: Fields. Of. Wheat
— joe heenan (@joeheenan) March 27, 2019
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How to be a Tory prime minister:
-Start a stupid fucking thing
-Fuck off to avoid consequences— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) March 27, 2019
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https://twitter.com/SpillerOfTea/status/1110963612091330561
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https://twitter.com/CorbynistaTeen/status/1110998117095219206
