The 25 funniest things we saw this week
It’s been a good week for milkshake sales and dry-cleaning services and a bad week for Game of Thrones fans and EU citizens in the UK, who missed out on a vote in the European elections.
It’s also been a good week for funny stuff on Twitter, and here are our favourite 25 things.
1.
Why is "Only You" like Tommy Robinson?
They're both best covered by Yazoo.
— Sam Whyte (@SamWhyte) May 19, 2019
2.
As a little girl everyone said I couldn't be the Pope, but here I am judging the shit out of everyone wearing a dope as fuck hat.
— optimism survivor (@abraveturtle) May 20, 2019
3.
Jon Pertwee was once given this brilliant intro on Blankety Blank by Les Dawson.
'Jon Pertwee once did Shakespeare and now plays a scarecrow, so you could say things have gone from Bard to Worzel'.
— John Smith (@verypopularname) May 20, 2019
4.
https://twitter.com/hattiesoykan/status/1130342483257434114
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https://twitter.com/carlyken/status/1130491671194591232
7.
We’ve all been this dog at some point pic.twitter.com/Lo4GT3zu7G
— Omid Djalili (@omid9) May 22, 2019
8.
*pretending to get electrocuted while I shake his hand*
divorce lawyer: ah you again
— andrew (@AndrewChamings) May 21, 2019
9.
When I was married I used to watch porn on rewind so I could fantasise about a woman putting her clothes on and leaving the house on time.
— Geraint (@geraintgriffith) May 19, 2019
10.
To be fair, they claim the bottles last longer than other brands. pic.twitter.com/B3YzGA50ro
— Steve N Allen (@mrstevenallen) May 22, 2019
11.
https://twitter.com/sofiedolan/status/1131106763317678080
12.
https://twitter.com/hakan_geijer/status/1130006682149511168