‘All these paint colours could be euphemisms for having a wank’
Comedian Joe Heenan reckons all these paint colours could be euphemisms for having a walk and he’s not wrong you know.
All these paint colours could be euphemisms for having a wank pic.twitter.com/bZB82jUD1y
— joe heenan (@joeheenan) 27 June 2019
And just in case they’re tricky to read, those paint colours in full …
Pink Diamond
Morning Hush
Zany Jane
Refreshment Stand
Salmon Splash
Whimsical Chimes
Dance the Flamenco
Gentle Nudge
Pocketful of Promise
Lady in Waiting
Magic Touch
Howl at the Moon
Scuba in Aruba
Pan’s Flute
Peacock Blues
Chance of Showers
Hard to pick a favourite but if you insisted … Refreshment Stand, surely.
If it’s a blue peacock you wanna relax your grip
— luke Moncrieff (@lmjury) 27 June 2019
I think salmon splash is the best by far.
— reachingout (@MeReachingout) 27 June 2019
I was aimlessly Twitter scrolling. Not sure what I was looking for, but this was it. Well done 🤣
— Kate Brazier (@KateBrazierArt) 27 June 2019
And that wasn’t all …
Fitted one of these worktops years ago. It’s name has always amused me. pic.twitter.com/OvDLRfghSi
— Mark Durkin🏴 (@McDuffskills) 27 June 2019
crown don’t mess around pic.twitter.com/z2TiZLLX2j
— jon bon jobi (@jobiwhan74) 27 June 2019
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