People are sharing the most awkward things to happen during sex – our 19 favourites
11.
I was hooking up with this girl and slapping her ass. Then I realized that my roommates were home so I started clapping in between slaps to try and make it sound like I was just clapping. Clapping during sex is definitely one of the funniest things I’ve ever done 🤦🏽♀️😂
— 🌊Navy2Wavy🌊 (@Navy2Wavvyy) July 3, 2019
12.
This chic was riding me, her daughter who had to be like 4-5 walks in room half sleep, she literally climbs up on bed, and then gets on my chest & goes right back to sleep.
— Imsoooalpha (@AlphaAsFck) July 3, 2019
13.
I tried to be sexy and ask a boyfriend what he wanted me to take off first. His response, “Those eyelashes.” 🤣😂 at the time, I worked at Twin Peaks and wore HORRIFIC fake eyelashes.
— Hallie Miller (@halliemiller_) July 3, 2019
14.
She said “I love you big Black guys” like there were a gang of dudes in the room instead of just, y’know, me.
— Drake Mallard is Darkwing Duck!! (@chadstanton) July 2, 2019
15.
It was 🔥. Then, there was a fart. No one wanted to own up so we just stopped and gave each other silent treatment.
— Awks McCheesy🕴 (@Caleb_matthew96) July 2, 2019
16.
Ex Fiance passed out during our first time. I no lie thought she was dead. She came to and told me she was holding her breath for more pleasure 😒😐
— IzzForShort (@DantePommells) July 3, 2019
17.
I was mad drunk and fell asleep like 4 strokes in. I was dead ass out in seconds, snoring and all. Worst part, I was on top and she had to roll my 215lb ass off her like a sack of sand because I wasn’t waking up. I ain’t drank that much since, we got three kids now so it worked🤣
— Darkness Is Spreading (@theoffchannel) July 2, 2019
18.
Car sex and an ambulance pulled up next to us
— ℂ (@sweeetcharity) July 2, 2019
19.
wasn’t during sex….I told my then bf i was too tired for sex. Woke up & my feet were covered in Vaseline. he was laying beside my feet naked & clearly satisfied. I started hitting him. The next few hours were hella awkward with him explaining & apologizing to me and my feet.
— Al “Joggers” Davis (@YaaDavis) July 2, 2019
And that one that went wildly viral.
I started massaging her breasts midstroke & I stopped bcz I felt a lump, a big one. Told her she better get it checked ASAP.
Mood killer, yes. But she ended up having breast cancer. After mass removal & chemo, she been in remission a long while. Passed on a nut , kept a friend. https://t.co/2mmx2FbaPZ— Ol' Man Eriq (@The06Gentleman) July 2, 2019
