13 funny captions to go with this picture of Boris Johnson and a bull
Boris Johnson is one part prime minister, four parts walking caption competition at the moment. First there was him and the police. Then him and Laura Kuenssberg.
And now there’s this.
This is the moment Boris Johnson was given charge of a bull at Darnford Farm in Banchory, Aberdeenshire pic.twitter.com/dwxxfP2AE2
— PA Media (@PA) September 6, 2019
There was no shortage of captions on Twitter …
Caption contest, pic via @pa pic.twitter.com/GOb9XCVMw6
— Jim Pickard (@PickardJE) September 6, 2019
… of which these are our favourites (h/t @PickardJE)
1.
Cock and Bull.
— Damon Evans (@damocrat) September 6, 2019
2.
https://twitter.com/PickardJE/status/1169921424573833217?s=20
3.
"Leave me alone! All I want to do is have sex with as many females as possible." https://t.co/wlG3pJQIAC
— IAN HYLAND (@HylandIan) September 6, 2019
4.
When they finally got it together, their first born looked like this. pic.twitter.com/VWl01OEluX
— ian meade (@IanMeade) September 6, 2019
5.
"Come on you stupid, stubborn, red-hating, bullshit machine" said the bull. pic.twitter.com/WBEaLhuJfL
— Phlegm Clandango (@Cain_Unable) September 6, 2019
6.
— Charlie Bell 🇪🇺 (@thistoomustpass) September 6, 2019
7.
Come and join me in the china shop…
— Leah Kreitzman (@lkreitzman) September 6, 2019
8.
"All he cares about is impregnating females. It makes him difficult to control. "
— Warwick Smith (@warwicksmith) September 6, 2019
9.
Bullocks to Brexit!
— Tony (@Saltbar) September 6, 2019
10.
— Mike Hind (@MikeH_PR) September 6, 2019
11.
“Please, leave my town.” pic.twitter.com/owd26A0DyM
— Totoro (@MeAndTotoro) September 6, 2019
12.
Hefty, bad-tempered animal with a brain the size of a tennis ball, and which has to be led by the nose everywhere by its handlers, meets a bull 🙄https://t.co/sLgWELHscX
— Alex Sowden 🇪🇺 (@AJS77) September 6, 2019
13.
“Please leave my farmyard”
— Kieran Metcalfe (@kiers) September 6, 2019
Just 19 funny captions to go with this picture of Boris Johnson and Laura Kuenssberg