14 funny things you’re never likely to hear said in a hospital
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#ThingsNeverSaidInAHospital I can't wait for my vasectomy!
— 😱👻HotCocoa's Not Dead👹🎃 (@tafkabdhcg73) October 10, 2019
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Drops donor heart on floor. “Whoops, 3 second rule.”#ThingsNeverSaidInAHospital
— CK (@charley_ck14) October 10, 2019
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Come for the surgery, stay for the infection#ThingsNeverSaidInAHospital
— f.j. darnell, PhD (Doc) (@DocDarnell) October 10, 2019
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#ThingsNeverSaidInAHospital You should eat less vegetables pic.twitter.com/H7d0DbwFqf
— ♫ Adriano&Paulina ♫ (@keet0007) October 10, 2019
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Don't you worry about those gun wounds, Republicans sent thoughts and prayers. #ThingsNeverSaidInAHospital
— Nico Psycho Magnet XW (@Nicoxw1) October 10, 2019
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Another vegan had a heart attack.#ThingsNeverSaidInAHospital
— Herbiⓥore (@herbivore_club) October 10, 2019
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#ThingsNeverSaidInAHospital
This is gonna hurt like a mudder fuqqer, will leave a horrible scar and you will never be the same again…now get da fuq out!
* does this cover it? 🤣🤣— michael greer (@mgreer423) October 10, 2019
Twitter user @rushna24 reminded us that we should all be grateful for the medical professions and their satellite staff.
#ThingsNeverSaidInAHospital I think a word that is not said often is thank you, so I’m going to say thank you to everybody in the medical field, who go beyond their call of duty in providing care and treatment, some of us may not be alive today if it wasn’t for them🙂
— Rushy💁🏻♀️🥀 (@rushna24) October 10, 2019
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