Simply 17 fantastic general election jokes as an antidote to the news
10.
£100m on Brexit ads
£8bn on No Deal prep
£13.8m on ferry company with no ships
£600m a week in lost investment/growth
Record £1.8 trillion debt
Lowest growth for a decade
PM who said "fuck business"But, Tories, do keep telling us how Labour can't be trusted with the economy.
— David Schneider (@davidschneider) November 12, 2019
11.
Boris: 'Have you heard my wanking gag?'
Yorkshire: 'What about the floods?'
Boris: "Seriously, you've got to hear my wanking gag'.
— John Crace (@JohnJCrace) November 13, 2019
12.
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Roomroomroomroomroom— The Irish Border (@BorderIrish) November 13, 2019
13.
It never ceases to amaze me that people who've been persuaded that our 'economic strength' will somehow solve Brexit problems also believe that we 'can't afford' policies designed to help everyone in the country.
— James O'Brien (@mrjamesob) November 13, 2019
14.
this election is like an advent calendar except behind every door is an offensive tweet by a candidate we’ve never heard of
— Mollie Goodfellow (@hansmollman) November 11, 2019
15.
If you’re undecided ? Just sayin .. pic.twitter.com/DCzcBR5EbD
— Michael Starke (@MichaelStarke57) November 8, 2019
16.
In the absence of David Dimbleby, Romesh Ranganathan and his Mother will present BBC's Election coverage.
— Matt Owen (@MJowen174) November 11, 2019
17.
— BATTLES (@coalitionofcha2) November 13, 2019
Finally, we really think this suggestion from Richard Osman is worth considering.
This is just a thought, but what if we cancel the election and just install Bob Mortimer as Prime Minister?
— Richard Osman (@richardosman) November 10, 2019
Source: Twitter, Image: Twitter, @eagleboobs on Unsplash
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