Our 25 favourite funny things from the week
It’s the weekend again, or close enough to touch, at the time of writing, and we suspect this has been the longest week since records began, especially if you count it in “prince years” which are shorter than dog years but involve marginally less worming. To lift the weight a little, here are twenty-five very funny things from this week that we hope you enjoy as much as we did.
1.
Marie Kondo opening an online shop that sells dumb crap you don’t need is my favorite heel turn of 2019. pic.twitter.com/4lFa28NadS
— PJ Vogt (@PJVogt) November 19, 2019
2.
My mum bought three Derry Girls calendars in the supermarket today, which would have been fine only she left me alone at the checkout and I had to pay for them so I looked like I was just mad about myself pic.twitter.com/cpgBT6pCLa
— Nicola Coughlan (@nicolacoughlan) November 16, 2019
3.
— ️️ (@Mikuzinxd) November 17, 2019
4.
We're going house hunting later.
It’s really easy, they're massive, and they don't move at all.— Neil (@_Enanem_) November 18, 2019
5.
Detective trying to solve my murder: there are two wine glasses on her nightstand… this must mean she had company.
My ghost lighting up a ghost cigarette: lol ok big man let’s go with that
— Christine Nangle (@nanglish) November 20, 2019
6.
you, an American: kiss my ass
me, an Englishman: snog my donkey
— Funk doctor (@FU_TangClan) November 18, 2019
7.
I've just found out that the snap election is sponsored by Rice Krispies and there are two more to follow.
— Tim Vine (@RealTimVine) November 20, 2019
8.
I hope there’s a British tribute band called Actually Livid About The Machine But Don't Like To Make A Fuss.
— Moose Allain Ꙭ (@MooseAllain) November 21, 2019
9.
When you’re trying to fit your foot into your trainers without unitying your laces pic.twitter.com/EdBXgFLZhV
— Dino 🇦🇱 (@dino_comedy) November 18, 2019
10.
It’s only KY-Jelly if it’s from Kentucky, otherwise it’s just sparkling lube.
— Bethany Black (@BeffernieBlack) November 17, 2019
11.
Event Horizon. pic.twitter.com/WKTJwCXKtH
— The Alex Nevil, Thanksgiver (@TheAlexNevil) November 18, 2019
12.
Shout out to my Dad who has accidentally listed 600 seals and 180 of their pups for sale on Facebook. pic.twitter.com/tPkyhjAOAu
— JB (@JBwol) November 20, 2019
