A man plans to marry his sex doll and people have thoughts – the 11 funniest
We’re not bad people, so we don’t actively want anyone to be lonely, apart from maybe the odd orange president or scarecrow-looking PM. However, we can’t help feeling there must be a better way to find companionship than the route taken by Yuri Tolochko.
Bodybuilder proposes to sex doll after getting it plastic surgery https://t.co/2NWGvxIuMK pic.twitter.com/2Nmhzc0vZO
— New York Post (@nypost) December 10, 2019
The “couple” have been together for eight months since Yuri “rescued her” from a man in a bar. Although he gives his occupation as actor and bodybuilder, we suspect Yuri might be trying to break into comedy.
Here are some of the best reactions to Yuri and Margo’s engagement and her plastic surgery.
1.
buddy that's just called surgery https://t.co/V9KffefvwW
— Fred Delicious (@Fred_Delicious) December 11, 2019
2.
it’s kind of on us for assuming that job title meant he worked at a gym https://t.co/lYTuxrYTAw
— Katie Nolan (@katienolan) December 10, 2019
3.
this titanic remake looks like shit https://t.co/paePoBbi3Y
— deck the halls w kimmymonte ❄️ (@KimmyMonte) December 11, 2019
4.
A tale as old as time https://t.co/cgve7M2QXL
— Sami Shah (@samishah) December 11, 2019
5.
wow, there's someone out there for everyone 😪 https://t.co/tRXufbfM9S
— jordan (@JordanUhl) December 10, 2019
6.
I can’t wait to see who sits in the brides section at this wedding https://t.co/yCkl8UbT1V
— Whitney Cummings (@WhitneyCummings) December 10, 2019